At a pub recently my friend dared me to talk to these 2 very rich looking girls from china. If you want to talk to strangers(girls) without looking like a total sleaze that tries to pick up any attractive girl you have to talk to them at the "right" moment. That right moment, timing is the single most important aspect of making the attack. If you strike a conversation at the "right" moment you can talk to anyone in the world, so knowing when to strike a conversation is probably one of the most important aspects of talking to strangers. Of course if a girl finds you attractive previous to chatting to them it makes things a lot easier.

By no means do I proffess to be an expert on the art of striking a conversation with a stranger, but I have a master who has taught me many things. These girls were obviously money, wearing about 9000$ worth of gear on them each. This is where things all go wrong. They've been in australia for 3years ,but their english is worse than a 3year old which makes it very hard to communicate, especially when she had to type her name out on the palmpiolet to make her name known.

They say they are accountants, who studied in china at the young age of 21 while being living in australia for 3years. So they finished their university at 18..great we have a bunch of geniuses from china who can't speak english after living here for 3years.

This is what me and my friend call "slut shop girls", girls who lie about their idenity to mask their true proffesion -prostitutes. 50% of decent looking oversea students in sydney city are hookers. And no , I can't be bothered meeting them again, besides it was just something to do rather than me being interested in them. As someone here knows, I think I have someone in my life. :)

Thinking and having are two completely different things.
» (205.208.222.110) on 2004-05-11 05:24:27

If I was ugly I would cover my face with beard and were sunny and a cap...then I would get my friend to boast how handsome and rich I am beside her. And then I would try to talk to her. So watch out girls if you see anyone appearing like look closer and closer to make sure its not a monkey.
» Shaolin Monkey (203.166.57.11) on 2004-05-11 09:29:06

"As someone here knows, I think I have someone in my life" your sad mate, I feel sorry for you.
» Shaolin Monkey (203.166.57.12) on 2004-05-12 10:10:49

Matt make sure you make her wildest dream come true. I wish all innocent girls was dead. I rather go out with abo sluts than innocent girls...seriously.
» Shaolin Monkey (203.166.57.12) on 2004-05-12 11:46:16

seriously I would rather get rape by 10 sluts with aids and die from it, than to live with innocent girls.
» Shaolin Monkey (203.166.57.12) on 2004-05-12 01:05:14

BTY, i was refering to innocent wannabes.
» Shaolin Monkey (203.166.57.12) on 2004-05-13 08:48:57

I love you too matt :)
» Shaolin Monkey (203.166.57.12) on 2004-05-19 10:18:11

I love you too hi-rarm :)

» Shaolin Monkey (203.166.57.12) on 2004-05-19 10:56:07

How to make love to the world
drill a hole in the ground and root it. simple.
» Shaolin Monkey (203.166.57.12) on 2004-05-19 11:16:56

"How to make love to the world drill a hole in the ground and root it. simple." -Shaolin Monkey what if you're a chick? :p
» Q (211.30.66.80) on 2004-05-20 08:15:16

How to make love to the world
The chicks doesn't need to drill, she can just sit and rock. even simpler.
» Shaolin Monkey (203.166.57.12) on 2004-05-20 10:05:59

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